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Lessons will be learned.
By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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