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"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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