ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenting is ten percent love
and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is. Then they leave and take both.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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