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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
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