ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call.
With a waitlist, a subscription, and no customers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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