ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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