ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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