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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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