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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm.
It had such plans for your Thursday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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