ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They're on a comeback tour.
It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long enough to come back from.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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