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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your banking app pauses slightly before opening.
It's deciding how to tell you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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