ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The spark never fades.
It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint funeral plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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