ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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