ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline.
It has the growth rate of a fern in a windowless bathroom, and about the same future.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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