ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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