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Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer".
You've been abroad once, and you still talk about the airport.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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