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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "booked and busy".
Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching a show you've already seen four times.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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