ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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