ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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