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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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