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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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