ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Coffee doesn't fix Monday.
It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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