ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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