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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You deleted the app "for good".
That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it and posted about deleting it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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