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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before you'd finished typing.
The children have requested a second opinion. They'll be getting it in 2041, at their own expense.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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