ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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