ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort. Mostly explaining it at parties…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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