ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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