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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Start the week strong.
Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a buffering icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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