ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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