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You say you're "an old soul".
You're 21. The only old thing about you is your phone's battery health.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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