ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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