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Scale your business.
Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one candle out of pity.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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