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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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