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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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