ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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