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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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