ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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