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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION MONDAY, 16 NOVEMBER 1981
The consultation runs for twelve weeks.
The decision was made in week zero.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
  2. The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
  3. You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
  4. You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
  5. You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
  6. Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
  7. Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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