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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment.
The candles are outnumbering the years you've got left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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