ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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