ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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