ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise.
One of you will die first. It'll still be pending.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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