ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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