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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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