ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English.
It will be only Monday every week for the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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