ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "so busy" this week.
Your screen time says eleven hours a day. Busy is one word for it. Scrolling is the other.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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