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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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