ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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