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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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